Twenty Days Until The Holiday That Must Not Be Named--The Truth about Andrew Zimmern

If you watch the Travel Channel in the US, you probably know about Andrew Zimmern, the affable Curly Howard lookalike who scours the world searching for new and interesting regional delicacies. Sure, you would not be foolish too assume that he is simply a foodie indulging himself in an extreme manner. Maybe he was one of those kids in elementary schools that would eat paste and crayons for spare change.

But America is a nation of unbelievable conspiracies, conspiracies so vast and preposterous, they must be true.

It is one of our great and inalienable freedoms as a nation.

So try and keep up with me on this.

Zombies Love What?

Brains.

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday, For An Occipital Lobe Today

Andrew Zimmern also loves Brains.

So you scoff, "Surely this is sheer unrealistic speculation, he's just an adventurous gourmand with a taste for offal." Or maybe a certain foodie is traveling around the world looking for countries where maybe the local laws run a little free and loose, or where maybe a little monetary incentive can help grease the wheels with the federales. So believe what you will--I wonder what ever became of the foodies who won the contest to be on his Holiday special....Listen and heed what I am telling you--your very lives may be at steak.

If It Looks Good.......